I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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