It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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