Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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