The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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