this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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