and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We are two peas in an std pod
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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