Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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