Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I want her autograph on my taint
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
What drink are we having for lunch?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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