it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she pinky promised me she was 18
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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