Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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You. Win. At. Life.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
me + whiskey = a bad person
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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