Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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