Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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