If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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