I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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