yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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