O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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