school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
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