just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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