You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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