I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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