I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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