Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
