bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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