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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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