I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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