1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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