New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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