Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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