Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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