You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
