You really coming over, don't trick.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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