Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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