its not stalking. its research.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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