you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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