you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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