I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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