Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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