I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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