3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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