Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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