'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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