I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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