I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
is that a dick in a sweater?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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