smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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