If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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