Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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