That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i think my cat just said my name.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I have post one night stand depression
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