i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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