I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Every concussion has its silver lining
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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