I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Drunk is not a location!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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