I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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