Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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