I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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