I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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