Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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